The good part of Christian mythology: all the hilarious corollaries that must be made when the Bible is taken literally. Sure, plenty of Christians decide to interpret the Bible rather metaphorically (though puzzlingly take the actions and morals prescribed by it quite literally); nonetheless, there is still that startlingly sizable populous that believes the Bible word for word.
And so it is worth taking note of these people. To explore their beliefs to their depths. As an anthropological exercise, you see. No, certainly not for our own amusement.
To that end, we created an atheist shirt as a part of this noble study of humanity. It highlights the fascinating concept that...well...why don't you just watch the video below?